Honorary Magazine 2018-19

THE STUDY ABROAD WHITEBOARD MAP $35 Did you study abroad while you were part of the Honors college? For $35 you can have your name and location added to the map forever* (or until we knock it off the table and break it) in permanent marker! Don’t let your memories get wiped away in future semesters!

FIELD TRIP $500 & up

Illustration by Emily Wyland

Did you take a memorable field trip during your Honors career? A hike? A museum? A play? The opera? Help provide funding so that this tradition can continue, and this year’s trips can have your name on it! We’ll send you a group photo at the venue, holding up a thank you ban- ner with your name on it.

Illustration by Brenna Lesnar

THE BACKWARDS CLOCK $100

COLLOQUIUM TABLE $25 + up Remember all those times you were seated at the very last table to get released for food during Colloquium? This is your chance to be a hero to those students. Sponsor a table this year and they will be one of the first tables to get their food! The larger the donation, the sooner the table gets to eat. Don’t let table 26 go hungry this year. Pick a table number, and we will honor you in front of the entire group of students and faculty! We’ll even send you a copy of the colloquium book signed by all the table members, with messages of their undying gratitude!

Remember all those times you panicked because you were 15 minutes late for class when you glanced up at the backwards clock? Or all the times it made you late when you thought you had plenty of time? This sadistic Honors tradition can continue, with your generous donation! $100 will ensure your name is attached to it for one full Duracell battery period.

PLANT(S) $40 Ah, the Honors office plants. Some thrive, some don’t. Some grow in weird direc- tions with a mind of their own. Help show off your green thumb like Will Allen would by sponsoring one for the year. We promise we’ll try our best to water it!

BONUS MYSTERY ITEMS???

What tiny piece of your Honors experience would you like to see on this list? We want to hear about it. Email your suggestion to hon- ors@uwstout.edu and help it get the respect it deserves. One of these submissions will be chosen as our bonus naming opportunity.

CONTRACT LUNCH $50 For a small donation, one of this year’s contract lunches could have YOUR name on it, and we will feature YOUR con- tract as one of the examples. Want future students to know about that time you designed a nuclear reactor, a levitating race car, or composed your own oboe music that you learned to play while riding a unicycle as your Honors contract? I thought you did. And we can make it happen!

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